Posted by Number 1 fan on 31. July 2009 14:36
Bronson Arroyo of the Cincinnati Reds has admitted to taking steroids. You know the power hitter... no wait. The shutdown pitcher dominating the opponents... wait.
Ah yeah, the guy with the really pretty hair.
What business did Bronson have taking steroids and how can I prove that they worked for him? Let's look at exhibit 1. A young Bronson Arroyo in a dorm room tutoring a fellow student.
Look at his hair, it looks like a pert plus mega perm sale at the Stop and Shop.
Then we look at the after, exhibit 2:
That hair and sculpted facial glory is no accident. The steroids helped Bronson with his image so much that he does not even need a razor for the sculpted beauty that lays before you. Incredible.
In all seriousness, Bronson sums of the whole 'Steroid Era' with the following quote:
“Before 2004, none of us paid any attention to anything we took,” Arroyo told the paper. “Now they don’t want us to take anything unless it’s approved. But back then, who knows what was in stuff? The FDA wasn’t regulating stuff, not unless it was killing people or people were dying from it.”
Bronson, don't worry your pretty little head, go back to doing what you are truly good at, back flips and babes.
